Monthly Archives: June 2008

A Disclaimer from Sarahcentric.

The following conversation between Sarah Jackson and her best friend of 12 years, Andrew, took place on June 15th, 2008. Sarah and Andrew were discussing the plot of a movie in which many characters are compelled to kill themselves.
This conversation actually took place. For real.
Andrew: If I kill myself, I know exactly what I’m going [...]

Visions of Plumpy’nut Dance in my Head, Part II…A New Hope.

“Part II?! Was my Blog DVR not set to record Part I?! DAMN IT!” No need to worry…you can find Part I of this riveting tale right here.
Hmmm…where was I? Oh…right!
And so there I am trying to choose which goblet was more likely to be the Holy Grail, (please, like there was [...]

I feel a little Quechee…

I am so overdue for a new blog post that I think I’m going to get blog detention. Or I could lose my blog parking privileges. Don’t worry, my mom wrote a blog excuse.
Dear Principal of Blog High,
Please excuse Sarah’s blog tardiness. In order to accommodate life’s new appointments these past two weeks, I [...]