Check that picture out! Can’t you just feel how charming, spiritual, yet metropolitan I must be?!
There’s no formal meditation log, but I’ve been “enjoying my breath” on the regular four times a week for almost a year. I say hello to my in-breath, and say good-bye to the out. When thoughts arise [...]
Monthly Archives: August 2008
End of Summer Metta Sale!
Click and Clack…
This is Andrew, and I’ve known this Mother F–er for 12 years. You may remember him from the transcript of the most important conversation that ever took place in the history of the world.
We are not best friends. We are a scientific phenomena.
Allow me to explain.
Remember Click-Clacks? They were two bizarrely heavy marble-ball things, [...]
Let there be Graham Cracker Coffee!!
This is one pound of freshly ground Graham Cracker coffee from a local coffee shop in my hometown. What you do not see here are the other two pounds of Graham Cracker coffee in my bag, orders from my friends in New York City. And there is yet another pound in my [...]
In Memoriam…
The following eulogy was given by Sarah Jackson at the Conair 1500 Vagabond’s funeral service held at St. Patrick’s Cathedral on August 19th, 2008. Due to the huge public outpouring, The Vagabond’s family asked that Sarah’s brilliant prose be entered into the public record for the thousands of mourners who could not be accommodated.
Good [...]
(PVD) Post Vacation Depression
Look at that picture! Have you ever been so bored in your whole life?!
I sat down to this boring a–hole of a lunch on my first day back at work, and it hit me like a ton of snorefest bricks that I was suffering from the first stages of PVD, Post Vacation Depression. Symptoms [...]



