http://www.sarahcentric.com Just another WordPress weblog Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:36:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I'm saahhhh-weeee! I know that I've kinda d---ed out on Sarahcentric for the past few days, but I've got mad excuses. Working all weekend on a last minute project, wearing a dress to celebrate the sun's first appearance in weeks, obsessing over the "Real Housewives of New Jersey". ... http://www.sarahcentric.com/i-didnt-do-it You know what sucks most about the days and DAYS of rain we have been getting in New York City? Not the frizzy hair, ruined outfits, or slimy flip-flops. No. It's the LAME conversation. We are so completely unnerved by these consecutive days of cloud cover, ... http://www.sarahcentric.com/blame-it-on-the-rain One too many cups of Graham Cracker Coffee before heading back to the city. Head and the Big Brain stored inside still severely dehydrated. Complete blog entry filled with humor, love, context and acceptable grammar... impossible. This is all I've got... ...Intense game of Trivial Pursuit with a favorite ... http://www.sarahcentric.com/coffee-coma Being home sick ain't what it used to be. But let's face it ...what it used to be sucked, too. Remember pleading your case to Mom in that crucial half-hour window, before you had to get your uniform on to make it to the bus stop in time? And let's ... http://www.sarahcentric.com/tom-yung-goong-for-the-soul This weekend's gratitude journal... Thank you for what must have been the smoothest trip from Queens to Brooklyn this city has ever seen. Although this did negatively impact my hairstyle, (more time was needed for the curls to naturally dry before applying my patented finger-scrunching technique,) I was thrilled to ... http://www.sarahcentric.com/bowling-bachelorettes-in-brooklyn Andrew rarely considers his friends before making extremely selfish life decisions. My former best friend, (his title has changed as a result of his selfish behavior), signed a 100 year contract to work on a cruise which takes him everywhere-from Central America to Hawaii to the Pacific Northwest to the house ... http://www.sarahcentric.com/postcards-from-andrew ...from this vintage Dolly Parton cuteness. Watch it. Right now. See ya' two minutes later. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8OWiAY_ndU[/youtube] Please God, PLEASE make me Dolly Parton! Just for this one number. I want to be on a variety show wearing a patriotic dress with way long sleeves! I want back-up singers ... http://www.sarahcentric.com/my-heart-just-exploded I'm still running the numbers on this weekend's 80 degree Maximum Comfort time. Early estimates are coming in around $432,738,015... and 22 cents. The biggest pile of receipts by far comes from Australia shopping. With just a little over a month until I leave, I have gone ... http://www.sarahcentric.com/25-dollar-particulars Happy National Donut Day... For real! If you buy a coffee at Dunkin Donuts, they are just going to give you a donut...for free! I cannot celebrate this year because of bikini issues. But boyyyy, I'd be all over my free Marble Frosted, or maybe a classic Glazed if ... http://www.sarahcentric.com/time-to-eat-the-donuts Ok. This is a huge problem for me...for obvious reasons. Hey, Nabisco! How about the next time you decide to upgrade your all-American, perfectly processed, choco-licious treat to new levels by utilizing the most synergstic combination of flavors known to humankind you let a sister know?! I am the Cakesters ... http://www.sarahcentric.com/are-you-f-ing-kidding-me